This was taken at the teacher dinner after my school talent show. I post it because it really does accurately reflect what I deal with on a day to day basis. Maybe slightly extreme, but only slightly.
Biology teacher (BT): Ellie [previous female ETA from two years ago]
History teacher: mumbling my name
Me: Oh [you should stop now]
Me: Did you like it
HT: No, that's not what I meant
Gym Teacher: [I have NO idea, but it's funny!]